there's a wicked witch in the silver swamp
she gave to me a new spell
there's a lonely lich who's a psychopomp
he's got a timeshare in hell

if you seek power through eldritch courtship,
some say you gotta go slow
but when i bite my lip and do a hair flip
even a unicorn can't say no

i bite my lower lip
i'm chewing upon it
all for a warlock dip
i know what i'm doing

there's an ancient nightmare beneath the sea
it wished to me a sweet dream
and an eidolon from the golden city
took me for a ride on a heavenly beam

if you seek power from eldritch courtship
maybe run for office instead
but when i bite my lip and do a hair flip
even a demi-god's cheeks turn red

i bite my lower lip
i'm chewing upon it
all for a warlock dip
i know what i'm doing
i know what i'm doing
i swear i know what i'm doing!